Recently, as some of you know, we have suffered the loss of our dearly beloved (not) Roaster. (BUMMER huh?) Over that past year we have had a loss of 40% of our chickens. BUT for us that's probably not that bad. Although the untimely death of the roaster was unfortunate I believe it was the main reason my family purchased 8 new "poop machines" today. (Jon wanted to get 40...heck no!) Since no one in my family is willing to kill, pluck....or anything else, they are just basically Jonathan's pets. So we name them. (Cute, right?) So today Jonathan kindly informs me that he is going to let me name them. Awwwww! So taken into account that this is a great honor, because he actually really loves them, I have considered carefully what to name his precious pets. (WHAT IN THE WORLD DO YOU NAME A CHICKEN?!?!) I drew up blank. Which, for me, like....never happens! I don't love the chickens, I don't even like them. I like eating them! So I decided that the only suitable names for them were the ones I found when I Googled "Chicken dishes". I actually only found 6 so Jonathan will just have to be creative! Okay, so here are the names I found. "Roast, Pot pie, Casserole, Nugget, Wings and Rotisserie" Awwww.....They're perfect! Right? I am such a good older sister.